how would you hit on a girl?
what's the context? where are we?
at a bar.
where in the bar? are we in america?
oh, well i can't go into bars in america so.
So ed plays guitar and sings to soldiers in Afghanistan
Adopts a homeless kitten
Joins a campaign for cancer awareness
Donates the sale of his signature guitar to EACH hospices
And visits his childhood school to give a songwriting class to upcoming music students
Tell me again why you don’t like him I dare you
bc this attractive fucker ruined my life
i need a guy to grab my butt right now
i would but things with high value usually have a ‘look but don’t touch’ policy
american money seems so confusing
its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money
like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???
add some colour 2 ur economy america
vive la australia
yeah i give my friends 100 dollars all the time reading is hard
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